125 - Took Forever But Here It is!

[JoJosReef]

Fear not, T! UPS will pick the perfect sunny spot to leave your perishable goods so that they don't get too cold and they'll be ready for you when you get home!

 

[Reeflix]

Fear not, T! UPS will pick the perfect sunny spot to leave your perishable goods so that they don't get too cold and they'll be ready for you when you get home!

Either that, or when it is really cold, they make sure to throw LIVING things in the snow

 

[JoJosReef]

Either that, or when it is really cold, they make sure to throw LIVING things in the snow

It's called cryostasis and it is very advanced tech.

 

[steveschuerger]

Fear not, T! UPS will pick the perfect sunny spot to leave your perishable goods so that they don't get too cold and they'll be ready for you when you get home!

It’s only taken 3 years, but I’ve trained them to ring the bell . I kept leaving small bags of Doritos for him with a note to ring the buzzer.
Thank you Dr Pavlov

 

[steveschuerger]

It's called cryostasis and it is very advanced tech.

 

[Reeflix]

It's called cryostasis and it is very advanced tech.

So advance that when they put the fish in the snow, they never wake up!

 

[steveschuerger]

So advance that when they put the fish in the snow, they never wake up!

 

[stoney7713]

It’s only taken 3 years, but I’ve trained them to ring the bell . I kept leaving small bags of Doritos for him with a note to ring the buzzer.

I usually leave candy around Halloween and Christmas. My brother works for USPS, they are not supposed to accept gifts, but if it's there....

Hand warmers are much appreciated, hand lotion for chap hands, Carmex lip balm, Burt's bees they'll use that on their hands too if they get chapped. . And snacks are always appreciated with these longer holiday hours.

 

[rmorris_14]

Last year I left out a basket full of drinks and snacks the whole holiday season.

 

[JoJosReef]

Last year I left out a basket full of drinks and snacks the whole holiday season.

Is that why packages never made it the rest of their route?

 

[Mschmidt]

So advance that when they put the fish in the snow, they never wake up!

 

[tbrown]

Duplicate. Stupid Sam's Club WiFi.

 

[tbrown]

@Stang67 ordered frozen and it was completely unfrozen by the time it got to her house. $100 gift card ruined. Good old UPS, always there to mess things up with their logistics.

 

[rmorris_14]

Is that why packages never made it the rest of their route?

Hahahahaha
I don’t share my vodka. (@F i s h y )
I actually had mostly healthy snacks and they typically chose the unhealthyish things. This year, I’m going to pack the basket like I would a kids goody bag.

 

[tbrown]

Hahahahaha
I don’t share my vodka. (@F i s h y )
I actually had mostly healthy snacks and they typically chose the unhealthyish things. This year, I’m going to pack the basket like I would a kids goody bag.

So Double Bubble, Decoder rings, Swedish Fish, Hershey's Milk Chocolate, Krackle, and Atomic Fireballs?

 

[Reeflix]

So Double Bubble, Decoder rings, Swedish Fish, Hershey's Milk Chocolate, Krackle, and Atomic Fireballs?

What about Kit Kats?

 

[JoJosReef]

kids goody bag.

Soooo..

?

No judgement here! Sometimes you gotta get those kids to calm down!

 

[Reeflix]

What about fireballs? Get some heat on the mix!

 

[tbrown]

What about fireballs? Get some heat on the mix!

I said Atomic Fireballs....

 

[tbrown]

What about fireballs? Get some heat on the mix!

TWHS? @F i s h y did I get it right?