Everyone right now shut up and listen. This is the most life changing statement you will ever hear. A statement so profound it will blow your mind and you will pass this on to generations of your kin and they will pass it on to their kin until the very end of the fabric of time. Whole kingdoms will be formed on this very knowledge and people will worship it as gospel.
I almost can't even get it out I am so filled with wonder and fascination, a tiny bit of fear, and worship.
You all listen. My cheap, drunken, 2am, bulk reef supply, after bathroom research, Icecap algae scrubber....breathe breathe, is growing algae! That's right I know it's a lot to take in. Thick, turf like snotty algae y'all. Tell your kids, tell your mom, tell your neighbor's mom, this knowledge must not be hidden away in the dark, it must see the light for all of mankind's survival depends on it. This is the best thing to happen to me in the last 4 hours.
It is like that time I went to the DMV to get my registration renewed and no one was in line. It's like the first time man set his feet on the moon, (don't start with me flat earthers). It's like seeing a unicorn taking a dump on your lawn. A huge stinky rainbow colored turd of awesomeness.
I am going to log off now because I am so overwhelmed with bliss and understanding. I suggest you too, lucky human that reads this prophetic statement, log off and reflect on the awe and wonder of this realization.