Bad advice only please!!!

[Amhojjat]

Let’s have some fun and see how good your imagination is at the same time! This is for fun only!

What’s the best advice you could give someone for setting up a saltwater reef aquarium? (BAD ADVICE ONLY)

Feed 20 times per day!!! lol!

 

[Peace River]

All the controllers are the same and they will work interchangeably with an adapter.

 

[Dbichler]

Your local fish store will only sell you stuff that will work for your tank.

 

[KrisReef]

"Supplements are easy; Just add a few drops per gallon each day and pretty soon you will see your corals take off."

 

[Reefing102]

Didn’t read all the replies…but here’s a couple

Yes, your “Nemo” can live in that bowl with your betta. Just add a little salt and you’re good to go!

Aquarium forums aren’t good places for info. Those people just complain about how to use a search function and never give real advice

If it’s on YouTube, it must be true regardless of what thousands of others say in the comments

Oh you want a sea turtle? Perfect! You can’t order them but just go to the beach and find a baby. It’ll work great in your 20 gallon long tank

 

[LeftyReefer]

RODI is overated.
Just pee in your tank to adjust salinity. works great.

 

[Nemo&Friends]

My foxface loves to be petted on his back. He even raises his spine as a sign of contentment. So go ahead, pet him.

 

[Idech]

You can wash your small dog in the tank if you want. It’s really convenient.

 

[ZoWhat]

Oooooooh. You want BAD ADVICE?

* Buy a CUBE and deck it out with all PETCO accessories

* Put 3 Tangs in the CUBE

* Don't run a skimmer, run a canister instead

* Never do Water Changes

Wait! Thats 33% of our Members....

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[PokeFish]

too boost coral growth and the process of photosynthesis in zooxanthellae... dose 4 drops of API ammonia solution (1 and 2 ) 2-3 times a day. did this and got amazing unbelievable results

 

[Pico bam]

YOU DONT NEED A SKIMMER!... canister filter will do just fine,

You should strictly use glass heaters with Internal thermostats.

Keeping backups is for those rich folks...

My best advice: Always frag stuff up after few beers. You won't regret it sober!....

Buy all the deals you find and sell them for a profit nobody cares.

Of course growing coral is a profitable endeavor. Its so obvious everybody does it lol.

Only use used products like me... haven't had a problem yet!
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Buy all new equipment from only the most reputable companies. Your wife/husband won't mind the small fortune you spent.

I could do this all night....

P.S. nobody ever wants a bigger tank heck downsizing is the way.

P.P.S. Id put a naso in that.

 

[Silent]

Your sps colony dominate tank would be perfect for a bubble tip. They only split and move around when stressed from poor water conditions. They don't even sting sps anyway.

 

[dakoop]

Best way to test for salt is by taste

 

[TankCandy]

Always empty fish bags and frag bags into the tank to diversify microbiology.

 

[A;exr54]

Use milk for calcium dosing.
Milk does a body good.

 

[DeniseAndy]

Always transfer water and sand over to a new tank because the bacteria is all in the water column.

 

[dennis romano]

A fish will only grow to the size of the tank. An orbic bat will be fine in a ten gallon.