Cartoon Caption Contest #3

[Sapper Ski]

Man: “My first day in the navy they just threw me in the ocean. No swim suit, no protective gear, just bare skin and ocean, Mary.”

Woman: “and you had to swim 15 miles up the coast before you could get out. I’ve heard this a thousand times Tom, now just let me work!”

 

[Krzydmnd]

Man: "Hey, you're the one who said you wanted to participate more in each others hobbies."

Woman: "%/&$#+%•!"

 

[Jekyl]

"The toilet broke and that's why protein skimmers cost so much"

 

[Seawitch]

I don't believe I was doing myself any favours, Seawitch, by adopting the fat, hairy, unkempt, lazy, slob as my own character, by the way.

Just a little fun. Hope I didn't offend.

No, no, no, no, Steve. I really laughed when I saw your post. I thought it was so funny because not long ago no one knew who I was. So, I'm flattered that I was depicted in the cartoon. I don't take offense that easily. I've been insulted by experts. <big grin>.

 

[Seawitch]

I don't believe I was doing myself any favours, Seawitch, by adopting the fat, hairy, unkempt, lazy, slob as my own character, by the way.

Just a little fun. Hope I didn't offend.

True that. But honestly, it didn't even occur to me. lol.

 

[Scrubber_steve]

No, no, no, no, Steve. I really laughed when I saw your post. I thought it was so funny because not long ago no one knew who I was. So, I'm flattered that I was depicted in the cartoon. I don't take offense that easily. I've been insulted by experts. <big grin>.

that's great Seawitch; I just wanted to make sure, just in case.

 

[Seawitch]

that's great Seawitch; I just wanted to make sure, just in case.

You're very sweet. No worries, Steve. There's no one who loves a good laugh more than me. Except maybe @Captain Quint

 

[Captain Quint]

You're very sweet. No worries, Steve. There's no one who loves a good laugh more than me. Except maybe @Captain Quint

I do indeed my friend.

 

[Captain Quint]

Girl: is that a new coral?

Guy: yep only 10$

LOL! The usual answer we give. hahaha

 

[saltyhog]

Ah, palytoxin isn't that bad. Besides, you're insured.

 

[Dburr1014]

Man : I know you were saving the money in that chest for new Vortex pumps but super bowl Sunday is here and this clicker isn't working. So get in there so we can go get a new TV.

 

[vetteguy53081]

" When you said you discovered a treasure chest, I didn't think you were going after the one in the aquarium? Have you stopped taking your meds again??

 

[vetteguy53081]

Seawitch submitted a new Article:

Cartoon Caption Contest #3

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN!!! Tomorrow is February 1, 2019. My, how time flies when you're having fun.

Welcome to the R2R Cartoon Caption Contest #3.

Put your thinking caps on, sharpen your pencils, and give us a caption for the cartoon below.

Cartoon #3

This cartoon is by Laura Yang for Reef2Reef. ©2019, All Rights Reserved.


HOW TO ENTER

This contest will be conducted inside our forum, so you first have to register for our forum if you’re not on it already. Don’t worry, it’s free and it’s easy to register.

• Come up with a caption for our posted cartoon by Laura Yang.
• Post your caption in the thread on the forum. Above, click on “discussion” under the title.
• Forum members are allowed one entry each.
• Any forum members from anywhere in the world are welcome to play.
• Prior winners (within the last 6 months) are welcome to enter, but not eligible for the prizes.
• Cut-off time and date for entries is February, 28th, 2019, at midnight Eastern Standard Time.

PRIZE

TBA

HOW THE WINNER IS SELECTED

Reef2Reef staff will select up to 10 finalists. Those finalists will be posted in a new thread on Monday, March 4th before noon Eastern Standard Time in the Contests and Giveaways subforum. Then voting will be open to all forum members to choose the winning entry. Voting will close on March 8th, Eastern Standard Time, and the winner will be announced.

Honey, That treasure chest has NOTHING to do with what I spent on the tank. Youre not going to suck the money out of it with that hose !!

 

[Mical]

"Honey this is amazing! The Kessil Spectral Controller works on the TV! I better tell Ryan at BRS"

 

[Seawitch]

Whenever I need a little pick-me-up during the day, I just come over to this thread and read captions. HILARIOUS. Guaranteed to give me a big belly laugh.

 

[ubasu]

Guy: "Fox says global warming is a hoax! I knew it!"

Lady in her Head: "Hazmat suit, check. Live rock covered in palys, check. Blue ringed octopus, check. Time for that fatty to have an accident....."

 

[Philipgonzales3]

Woman: I'm going to clean the tank.

Man: babe, we have bigger problems. We only have 4 fingers and toes, our TV is 30 years old, I have more hair on my chest than my head, your face has white stripes on it, my two eyebrows have turned into one and we have a 4 foot mouse door in the other room! ...I gave up a looong time ago. But sure babe, have fun rescaping the tank.

 

[Crabs McJones]

Guy: "Its a fish tank Edith, not a nuclear reactor!"

 

[Res_Ipsa]

...and this time make sure you get the sandbed!

 

[SeawitchHubby]

Keep the noise down, Barbara, I'm watching Creature From the Black Lagoon.