Clowns file for divorce

[Jimbo327]

She wanted him to put a ring on it. And he's like...ehhh.

 

[randomfishdude]

Hoping to go get my clown a new boyfriend tmr. Her last one got sick.

 

[Katrina71]

I’ll have an Irish coffee, please!

We may be twins.

 

[jmichaelh7]

So, I’ve had these goobers for about 9 months and it was love at first sight. One quickly turned into a girl and they’ve shared the same hammer and cave ever since.
Last week, she bullied him out of the home so he went to the guest-hammer on the other side of the tank. He’s happy over there, but now that she’s over her little fit she wants him home. She keeps going over to try and lure him back but he’s like nah. Is it normal for these weirdos to get into lovers quarrels?

They must be new generation where people don’t stay married.

Maybe they will lay eggs though !

 

[1ocean]

She wanted him to put a ring on it. And he's like...ehhh.

yep put a big one like 2 plus carrots vvs and mark your territory...

 

[1ocean]

Hoping to go get my clown a new boyfriend tmr. Her last one got sick.

get her two...lol or did she do him in??? a black widow clown ....

 

[1ocean]

It nice out, time to make a fire in the fire pit, pour a bourbon and light a nice 60 ring cigar and hang outside ....with some friends...

 

[randomfishdude]

get her two...lol or did she do him in??? a black widow clown ....

Not exactly shure what you mean but he got ich really bad and died.

 

[Katrina71]

It nice out, time to make a fire in the fire pit, pour a bourbon and light a nice 60 ring cigar and hang outside ....with some friends...

So we're not enough for you now? Excuse us while we swim off to our nem. Good day sir.

 

[Katrina71]

Not exactly shure what you mean but he got ich really bad and died.

It isn't uncommon for a female to kill the male

 

[1ocean]

Not exactly shure what you mean but he got ich really bad and died.

I was joking, you know how there are true crime stories where the wife kills the husband or boyfriend. I was joking meaning the female clown killed the male clown. Female killers are sometimes called black widows, like the spider...

 

[1ocean]

So we're not enough for you now? Excuse us while we swim off to our nem. Good day sir.

yes you all are...I can take my laptop with me outside...They won't be here for about 30 minutes... It is Friday !!!!!! drinks and dancing on the tables hahah..

 

[Katrina71]

 

[1ocean]

perfect movie goes good with bourbon...my type of girl...lol...who can handle herself...

 

[1ocean]

so katrina71...Is that an excerpt from a movie or a music video? If it is a movie gonna add it to my watch list...Do you like those kind of movies? Have you ever seen "point of no return" the movie with Bridget in it? I like thse kind of movies. Me and my guys can,,, relate to Stallone's expendable movies....to a degree...it pays $$$ well....

 

[randomfishdude]

I was joking, you know how there are true crime stories where the wife kills the husband or boyfriend. I was joking meaning the female clown killed the male clown. Female killers are sometimes called black widows, like the spider...

Yea I just didn't know what you meant. I have small brain.

 

[Trent H]

Mine split up during the day but always come back to their corner to snuggle

 

[Katrina71]

so katrina71...Is that an excerpt from a movie or a music video? If it is a movie gonna add it to my watch list...Do you like those kind of movies? Have you ever seen "point of no return" the movie with Bridget in it? I like thse kind of movies. Me and my guys can,,, relate to Stallone's expendable movies....to a degree...it pays $$$ well....

Yes. I think it might be from Kill Bill. I love Point of No Return.

 

[Katrina71]

Yea I just didn't know what you meant. I have small brain.

Nah. We are all from different places and use different expressions

 

[randomfishdude]

Nah. We are all from different places and use different expressions

Maybe... might also be because I'm using 99% of my brain trying to figure out why this dang thermostat won't turn on the stupid peltier