+1 on the hammer and screwdriver, plus I glue my zoas on my LR, so I'd much rather have them on a small piece of rock then a plug, but my opinion only
I am right there with you. I actually despise frag plugs and disks as a whole. YES I have some and understand that they will most likely always be a part of my tank, but I yearn for the day when my reef is full and looks 100% natural...well as natural as it can in a glass box sitting in my living room....but you get the idea.
Plus I feel that placing a coral to start growing on a rock that has been sitting alive in a mature tank for X amount of years is going to yield far better results than a fresh frag plug. I have taken rocks out of my sump...broke em up...then glued fresh cut frags onto them.
. Scalpels... dremel tool... xactos...bone chisels... band saws... I have them all. The 1.50$ dollar store wood chisels are better than any of them.

