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Good morning all... :) almost Tue...can't get here soon enough...;):)enjoy your day...:)
 
Many years ago a man who spent his whole life alone went on a trip to visit a long-lost friend. He had never seen train tracks before, so when he discovered some he followed them. Sure enough, a train came. The engineer blew and blew the train’s whistle but the man didn’t move. The train struck him, sending him to the hospital. After he recovered, he finally made it to his friend’s house. While in the kitchen, he suddenly heard the tea kettle whistling. He grabbed a baseball bat from the closet and proceeded to bash the kettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal. His friend rushed into the kitchen and saw what happened. “Why did you ruin my tea kettle?” he asked. The man replied, “Man, you gotta kill these things when they’re small.”
 
Good morning all... :) have a great weekend...:)

Guess i shouda hit post Friday morn... :rolleyes: ;)
 
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams. The father says, “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer. I’m sick of her face, and I’m sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her,” and he hangs up. Now, the son is worried. So he calls his sister.

She says, “Like hell they’re getting divorced!” and calls her father immediately. “You’re not getting divorced! Don’t do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don’t call a lawyer, don’t file a paper. DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.

The old man turns to his wife and says, “Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.”
 
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good morning all... :)
 
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY guys...:)
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Good Morning. Today is my 50th Wedding Anniversary. And to the same Woman. :beaming-face-with-smiling-eyes:

Happy 50th Anniversary!
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IF YOU HAD TO TAKE A REEFING EXAM, WOULD YOU PASS?

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