I JUST PULLED THE ULTIMATE BONEHEADED MOVE!
So, there is one little spot in the back of my tank that is a “dead zone”. About 3 square inches of sand bed that collects detritus, etc. I can see it when I’m sitting in my easy chair so I decided to vacuum it and do a water change while I was at it. I normally clean the sand bed once a week and change water every couple of days. ( only about a gallon each time )!
Normally just start my siphon and keep the end of the hose near the top of the tank and watch the catch bucket on the floor.
I started my siphon and reached in to bring the hose to the dirty area to vacuum. It was cleaning up nicely until I felt my socks getting wet. Well, the bucket end of the hose was in my hand but nowhere’s near the bucket.
Gallon of salt water, sand and fish poop all over the carpet.
Feel free to make fun. I deserve it!

Luckily, we own a carpet shampoo’er!