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1978 perhaps?This is that day in the 70s
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The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.(Wait for it)She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.(Wait for it)She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
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Good morning everyone! It's a weird world - I am playing in nature virtually today!
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This is great!! I must work at the same place with the same bunch of clowns!...;Clown
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Perhaps if people would stop shooting at the groundhogs and leave them some nice things to eat they would be more honest about the weather.
It appears I have to many right fish in my tanks. I need some left fish to balance things out. I hope the tank doesn't tip over.
the other tank is the same way
Perhaps there is a global shortage of left fish.
It appears I have to many right fish in my tanks. I need some left fish to balance things out. I hope the tank doesn't tip over.
the other tank is the same way
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And here we are, stuck in the middle!clowns to the left of me
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Good morning. Getting ready for another huge storm to roll through. At least it warms up to snow. Have a great day and stay safe!
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Honest opinions please! Which knobs should I order for my cabinet?
