Hobby related sarcasm!!

[M@!]

but honey, it's an investment. lmaorotfl

Ahhh I use that! If I buy more expensive corals, they will pay for themselves when I frag them!

 

[BlueDartReefer]

Honey, just one more purchase and then the tank will take care of itself. I promise.

 

[SeymourDuncan]

Your fish isnt dead, its sleeping....need some more lights?

 

[SeymourDuncan]

That anemone is supposed to be white....who heard of a tan condylactis? Thats not pretty at all, what are you going for safari themed corals? Here is a khaki anthelia

 

[SeymourDuncan]

Hey!! David's been showing me some of your videos!! LOL very creative!

Haha. Sweet! We have alot of fun making them. Most of it started as a radioshow idea, but then i learned to animate with the program they use for spongebob. Kinda fell inline with the whole salt water addiction. Now we have a whole new place on earth called des melonios iowa...home of all the videos on my page. (Des melonios is very hard to find on a map)

 

[Dowtish]

How many acronyms can there be?!!??!

 

[Dowtish]

What is the easiest way to get rid of these blue cloves? Pull out the rock and set it in your driveway for 3 weeks.

 

[SeymourDuncan]

What is the easiest way to get rid of these blue cloves? Pull out the rock and set it in your driveway for 3 weeks.

lol. Thats pure fact not sarcasm! hahaha ps have you seen the blue coral lasers? I want one BAD for my Green star polyps

 

[SeymourDuncan]

if you have enough fish in your tank to stir the water, Powerheads become redundant.

 

[rajkovich207]

Of course you can put a tang in a biocube 29, the box says so!

 

[Troylee]

Yup I dose vodka daily...

 

[SeymourDuncan]

Low on Calcium huh? Just add milk!

 

[SeymourDuncan]

Live rock? This thing has not moved in days!

 

[Saltwatertaylor]

I just tried to frag a Zoa, and now I feel kind of funny. It must just be the weather.

 

[Russellaqua]

You mean I have to buy special salt? I can't just use my table salt?

 

[Detroit_306]

Thanks for correcting my grammar Rev! :tongue:

 

[Chameleon]

Discussing my reef tank:
Friend 1: Is that freshwater?
Me: Yeah I made 10% of it just yesterday.
Friend 2: I thought it was ocean water?
Me: Don't you think we are a little far from the ocean for that.
Friend 1: How do you 'make' water anyway?
Me: With a friend named Moses and a staff and a rock
Friend 1: I thought corals are in saltwater.
Me: Only the living ones
Friend 2: I thought you said your corals are growing.
Me: You know your fingernails still grow when you die so why wouldn't coral??
Friend 2: Oh I see.
I then felt sorry for the guys and preceded to truthfully explain my tank

 

[Flipside]

You spent how much on rock? Did it come with a pipe?