"Honey, where did the ---- go?" Shhhhh....

[sfin52]

I have used the food processor and blender. Heather doesn't like me taking her tools. She went out and bought me measuring all needed supplies.
Old socks make great cleaning rags

 

[creativeballance]

Salad bowl used for transporting skimmer waste...

 

[spiraling]

Salad bowl used for transporting skimmer waste...

yuck, even beyond my standards skimmer waste is yuck!

 

[Alaeriel]

Salad bowl used for transporting skimmer waste...

"Honey, why does the salad taste like bleach?"

 

[creativeballance]

"Honey, why does the salad taste like bleach?"

That's assuming that the bowl gets bleached afterwards...

 

[RobB'z Reef]

I never even had a chance, she caught me going for the measuring cups and i was promptly escorted to the store under supervision

 

[southerntnreefer]

Bathroom scale to weigh out the actual amount of rock going in the tank, and to sell off old live rock from a tank i shut down was likely my biggest steal.

 

[DJMCB]

Just keep talking...I am making a shopping list of what I need to buy so I don’t go to Reefers prison.

Worse thing is we went through the house and did a major downsizing a couple of months ago. I knew I should have grabbed that extra turkey blaster, those ratty old towels. Unfortunately after we got rid of the excess I asked about starting up an aquarium again. Talk about hindsight...

C’mon, seriously, glitter nail polish? You do know they make permanent markers in more colors than just black...........don’t you?

I actually tried colored Sharpies but they didn't show on my dark containers. And she'd left the nail polish right in plain sight, as if she was suggesting it.

 

[southerntnreefer]

I actually tried colored Sharpies but they didn't show on my dark containers. And she'd left the nail polish right in plain sight, as if she was suggesting it.

Thats what they all do! " if you dont want me using your bowls to dip coral, dont leave them in plain site"

In my wifes defense i now have my own set of silicone brushes, tongs, bowls for dipping, my own scale for rock needs or shipping equipment etc. Although it was a fun game to see what i could steal without her knowing. We didnt have a single 1 cup measuring cup in the house for quite some time, as id steal em for salt.

 

[Weasel1960]

I actually tried colored Sharpies but they didn't show on my dark containers. And she'd left the nail polish right in plain sight, as if she was suggesting it.

You apparently don’t watch true crime shows...the victims are rarely nabbed as accessories but agree, if it’s available use it, clean it/wipe it of prints, and put it back exactly as you found it. LOL

 

[SMSREEF]

Using the measuring cups and towels are all nothing anymore after putting live blackworms in the fridge. I’m surprised the worms and I are still alive

 

[Shon]

One time I ran out of locktite.

Now I buy nail polish. It's cheap. It works.

 

[Johniejumbo]

I took the little plastic stick that’s used to open and shut the window blinds off to turn snails over with one day. Wife still has no idea what could have happened to it.

 

[SMSREEF]

I took the little plastic stick that’s used to open and shut the window blinds off to turn snails over with one day. Wife still has no idea what could have happened to it.

I love this! One of ours is gonna go missing very soon.

 

[((FORDTECH))]

Wife’s coffee cup to boil water in so I can stick the end of a rubber hose in it to get soft to install on a barbed fitting I never told her obviously I just put it back in the sink for her to wash ha ha

 

[Drendo]

I’m admitting nothing, but I’ve heard that certain ladies evening wear is excellent for straining detritus from copepods cultures.

 

[Weasel1960]

For those of us to be Hogan’s Heroes fans....sorry first picture posted don’t know how to resize

 

[Dw79]

This thread is hilarious!!!

 

[kapnkush608]

Towels.... Hand, floor, paper

 

[anth]

Haha
I thaught i was the only Macgyver here!