Day 1 - Buy fish (must be nemo or dory)
Day 2 - Buy neon plastic plants with Petsmart coupon
Day 3 - Remove plastic plants, replace with dry rock
Day 4 - Ugly phase
Day 5 - Post on R2R, need help
Day 6 - Buy $200 of magic potions in a bottle
Day 7 - Post on R2R, need more help
Day 8 - Buy copepods in a bottle
Day 9 - Spend $2000 on a live sale (but you got free shipping so you feel pretty good)
Day 10 - Post on R2R, submit tank photos for TOTM contest
Day 11 - Post on R2R, give chemistry advice to Randy Holmes Farley
Day 12 - Post on R2R, more problems what could it be? (Of course its stray voltage)
Day 12 - Add flux capacitor to handle stray voltage from your curling iron in the other room
Day 13 - Post on R2R, my coral turned white is this ok?
Day 13 - Send water sample for ICP test, turns out all your problems were critically-low antimony and dysprosium
Day 14 - Order $600 of magical trace elements from Temu
Day 15 - Post on R2R, when can I buy a Maven?
Day 16 - Order $2000 frag system
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Day 399 - Start reef keeping YouTube channel
Day 400 - Begin research
Day 401 - Too hard, sell entire system for $300 on Facebook Marketplace and spend it on cool new stickers for your jetski
Day 402 - Post goodbye post on R2R declaring problems must have been contaminants in your deodorant and you're not willing to switch brands