i had to share this it is very funny

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this guy on manhattan reef's got some good help then he asked how to speed cure rock then all the crap Since there is clearly interest in speeding up this process I will let you in on a secret process to cure rocks.

First put the rocks in a bucket with a powerhead and heater. Then strip down to your underpants (tighty whities work best.). Next steal some of your girls makeup and paint a picture of your favorite coral on your forehead. Now here is the really important part...dance around the bucket in your facepaint and undies chanting "ookie ookie, gookey gookey, cure this rock I want a cookie!" then let out a bloodcurling shriek. Keep this up for at least two weeks then test the water in the bucket. If it reads zero ammonia and nitrites then this secret process was a success and you can add the rock to your tank. If not, change your undies and repeat for another week, or until you get the aforementioned readings.

Hope this helps !!
 

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