I never knew it sounded so funny...

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I never knew how funny it would sound to hear some of the things we say in the hobby...
-Ive been doing this professionally for over 20 years and have gotten used to the lingo...
-a sales lady came in the other day while I was on the phone with someone looking for clownfish and an anemone...
-all she heard was:
" sure, we have trained clowns playing in them right now"...
-at this point she started to look around...
I remember saying that the female was big and the male was tiny...
- I went on and finally got off the phone, by this point she was confused...
-she said:
" I cant believe what you said, It sounded so serious though"
( i didnt realize she didnt understand the terminology)
and I said:
" Oh, Im very serious about this, Its the only way to have success..."
"Ive been doing this for a ng time, and thats how it works..."
-she look even more confused and said:
" so where are the trained clowns at???"
( i didnt realize she STILL didnt understand the terminology)
as I walked over to the tank that has the tank raised perculas playing in an anemone... ... .. It hit me... and with a big grin I turned around and said "ClownFISH"... "Playing in their anemone"..
 
On a similar note I've got two cats, Tivo and Bear. Bear is old and Tivos young and they fight often. I had the cable guy at my place installing a cable card on my Tivo DVR. The entire time he's working I'm in the background screaming "TIVO!!! BAD TIVO!! STOP IT TIVO!! TIVO QUIT!" The cable guy left quickly and it didn't dawn on me for awhile the guy must've thought I was insane.
 
behind our house was an open field, and one day a man was walking around in the field yelling
"SCUBA!!!".... "SCUBA"... he walked along more and then... "SCUBA"... "SCUBA!!!"...
(we lived 700 miles from the ocean...???)
wierd enough I got my Dad... he thought the guy was "Wonky"...
a few minutes later a black labrador retriever showed up in the back yard...
I went out to it and heard "SCUBA!!!"- the dog went to the fence and whined...
I opened the gate and it took off thru the tall grass!!!!
the man yelled again and the dog went right to him!!!!
I went out to meet our neighbor ( and his dog- Scuba)
-Scuba could dive own and retrieve things off the bottom of the pool!!!!
(thus the name.... my dad still thought the guy was "Wonky"...)
 

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