It was this big... Now its this big...

[F i s h y]

Duff

Edit: that can be interpreted in many ways. Let's go with the nicest interpretation, a la "cult classic" not "I think you're a Homer". What's that? Go ahead and clear my desk?

You were fired before you were ever hired. The answer to that question can be found in at least 4 threads. However... ill give you a half point for a Simpson reference.

 

[Mhamilton0911]

 

[Nate Chalk]

I thought I was the apprentice... So I can't be an intern

 

[F i s h y]

Yep

 

[F i s h y]

I thought I was the apprentice... So I can't be an intern

Correct now bring me my fav adult beverage.

 

[Nate Chalk]

Correct now bring me my fav adult beverage.

Already did left a handle there when we moved that tank in.

Fireball folks. That's what Zaddy fishy likey

 

[F i s h y]

Already did left a handle there when we moved that tank in.

Fireball folks. That's what Zaddy fishy likey

Cha ching

 

[JoJosReef]

I'd be a lazy intern anyways. Tell you what, I'll give you a nondescript bottle of the liquor my wife's grandfather makes. Comes out of a nondescript container for distilling. There's very little I can say about this beverage. I think it's made from plums.

 

[Nate Chalk]

Apprentice to 2nd in command is the lowest title I'll accept unfortunately.

Intern is below my pay grade.

 

[F i s h y]

I'd be a lazy intern anyways. Tell you what, I'll give you a nondescript bottle of the liquor my wife's grandfather makes. Comes out of a nondescript container for distilling. There's very little I can say about this beverage. I think it's made from plums.

Ooooooh... this sounds like fire

 

[F i s h y]

Apprentice to 2nd in command is the lowest title I'll accept unfortunately.

Intern is below my pay grade.

Journeyman soon enough

 

[tbrown]

Correct now bring me my fav adult beverage.

Really? Asking Nate for an adult beverage you know what you're going to get...

 

[Nate Chalk]

Really? Asking Nate for an adult beverage you know what you're going to get...

O ya baby! The blue smoothie

 

[Nate Chalk]

Journeyman soon enough

Googling what journeyman is right now lol

 

[tbrown]

Googling what journeyman is right now lol

Journeyman is basically you're too good to be an apprentice but not quite the boss.

 

[Nate Chalk]

Will accept. It's a cooler version of apprentice.

And I journey that way frequently. So it makes sense.

 

[tbrown]

 

[fishguy242]

It's all a lie, Tequila is the winning answer...
Fireball is just a phase...

 

[JoJosReef]

Googling what journeyman is right now lol

This was my competition? Call me when you want to negotiate.

I'll need 3 weeks paid vacay, 1 week wellness break, work from home (obviously), 2 weeks "work from anywhere", approximately 10 weeks of sick leave for each child, and I'll need an assistant. Mkay, thanks

Edit: I'll need a journeyman, please

 

[JoJosReef]

Ooooooh... this sounds like fire

I don't know. But my father went off on a trail walk with my wife's grandfather and came back with a bottle of this stuff. They don't speak a single word in the same language. Bathbrew liquor seems to be a universal language, though!