JUMBO Maroon Clown

I’ve been keeping Reef tanks since I was 15. I’m 45 now. If I’ve learned anything from these years of experience, it’s that I do not, not ever, win the jackpot. What’s the opposite of jackpot? A turdbucket? That’s what I win. The Turd Bucket [emoji4]
Ha ha, in which case we shall share the turd bucket! Similar, been in since 12, now 37... I think the opposite to the jackpot has to be cyano... I'm good at cyano lol.
 
I’m dealing with it now, funny you should say that. Everything about it is bad. It’s an unrelenting scourge.
 
Maroons can be kept at bay through the use of sarcasm and name calling. And good flick to the head can help in a pinch [emoji4]

Apparently my baby Blue Tang thinks he's a Maroon in my tank, I have to take a piece of RO tubing to him every time I introduce ANYTHING to the tank. He's lucky I have Picassos in that tank or he'd get a lesson in pecking order real fast. He has already learned to steer clear of their Nem though :)
 
Just thought I’d share. Were it not so comical, I’d be crying. Through an unfortunate series of events, my head cracked my aquarium dumping 100 gallons of water into my kitchen, on me, and onto the electrical outlet which then, covered in water, electrocuted me. Fish are in a trash can. ☹️
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I mean look on the bright side, now you can get a new tank and start a build thread here about it.

Ha ha ha...hides

Sorry man :(
 
Just thought I’d share. Were it not so comical, I’d be crying. Through an unfortunate series of events, my head cracked my aquarium dumping 100 gallons of water into my kitchen, on me, and onto the electrical outlet which then, covered in water, electrocuted me. Fish are in a trash can. ☹️
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This is fate...opposite of the 'turd bucket' you spoke of. Your babies wanted a nicer tank, time for an upgrade.
 

IF YOU HAD TO TAKE A REEFING EXAM, WOULD YOU PASS?

  • Yes!

    Votes: 32 45.7%
  • Not yet, but I have one that I want to buy in mind!

    Votes: 9 12.9%
  • No.

    Votes: 26 37.1%
  • Other (please explain).

    Votes: 3 4.3%
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