dwilliams87
Valuable Member
So, I have decided today that when I'm old and feeble I'm going to build a man cave outside my house. I will build it underground like a bunker, or a cave, so it protects me from the nuclear destruction that certainly is coming. The room will be 60'x60'x10'. The flight of stairs will come down into an open room that is surrounded by 1 large aquarium wrapping around three sides and the 4th side will have a projector screen to watch dvd's on ( because obviously there's no netflix after an apocalypse ). you can lift the screen to get to a storage room for everything a man would need until death, and a bathroom. The wall will be sound proof to mute the generators that will have to run for years without stopping and so the others will not here the grunts from the bathroom. I will have to stock large gasoline and water reservoirs along with a septic system to remove the waste for many many years. There will be a ventilation system that goes into another romm full of nothing but plants to convert our CO2 to oxygen, so we do not die from our own faulty respiration system. I'm thinking this undertaking will cost me around $100,000 including everything but food and toiletries. I am taking reservations at this time. Each person will have a Leather recliner given to them when they enter the "cave". I can only accomidate 9 more people though. I'm sorry but there is a strict no women policy, we dont need no baby crying in there when theres nowhere else to go. Ive already informed my wife and she said she understands. I am accepting explanations of why you think you would be a good fit in "The Man Cave" at this time. It is to be no longer than half a page. Most men can say what they need in a sentence or less. Over writing will disqualify you from the running due to being too much like "that which is not permitted". If you are one of the 9 lucky winners, you will be asked to come inspect your living quarters before you make your deposit of $10,000. That's for life. Pretty good insurance if you ask me. When the apocalypse is among us you can then make the journey to "the rest of your life". Please bring enough food to last you for eternity, but that will be gone over at orientation. Now, just so noone thinks I'm a sexest, there will be a small cave adjacent, but not accescable to, from our cave. It will have all seasons of sex in the city, friends, and desperate housewives. there will be a bathroom, kitchen, and laundry room as well. You live there for free. There will be a small chute from the mens qaurters to yours so we have breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and clean clothes. Any attempt to make contact through this chute will be grounds for immediate exhile into nuclear distruction. If anyone has any further questions, please make them known here. Thank You, and may God protect you.
