R2R Cartoon Caption Contest - April 2019

[JoshH]

"Is this a new acclimation method?"

 

[Seawitch]

Woman singing:

"Tridacna my Lord, Tridacna
Tridacna my Lord, Tridacna
Tridacna my Lord, Tridacna
Oh Lord, Tridacna"

Man: "Are you going to sing the same song all night?"

 

[Seawitch]

"You know that table top lamp isnt going to be enough for those clams, right?"

I think I have literally laughed out loud with every one of these first few captions--starting with yours.

 

[Sarah24!]

Hello,

Lol this is so my parents

“Hunny how many times do I need to tell you, that you need oysters to grow pearls. Those are clams so please stop singing to them, you sound terrible and it looks like your killing them!

 

[JMM744]

You Keep rocking them like that and you will make them seasick.

 

[Gonebad395]

You know we can buy a wave maker right?

 

[jasonw]

"Laura ! Please be quiet and go to sleep now! The clam dont like to be rock and roll every single night, dear!"

 

[Grey Ghost]

“Sharon! When I suggested bringing more excitement back into our bedroom i’m pretty sure that meant not singing Baby Shark endlessly for hours!”

 

[Emma01]

;Nailbiting You sure you’ve put enough
2 Part in there to last the night??

 

[Demonic]

"20 years in the Navy, I shouldn't have to deal with these shenanigans anymore"

 

[Brian Drab]

My answer was....

Geez Maggie, you know we can get a pump for motion right?

But I see someone had something similar...darn so I guess my entry will be....

"Geez Maggie, what am I? A Great White?


You may have to think a little to get it.

 

[Salt Creep01]

Why don’t the kids look anything like me ?

 

[gtrider]

"I thought the $800 you spent on that Apex was supposed to take care of that!"

 

[BGrand]

Huh? What? I just had the worst dream ever! OMG it wasn't a dream. You truly are trying to make my clams love you more than me.

 

[Hogan]

To most people "sleeping with the fishes" isn't a thing to be desired.

 

[lagatbezan]

lol

 

[Reefer Reboot]

Now... would you consider that laminar flow or chaotic flow?

 

[BigRedReefer MT]

Clam up Billy Jo. Jebbidiah is bringing crawfish for a boil in the mornin' and I gots to git some sleep.

 

[LA Reef Addict]

After 20 years of marriage, I know we argue a lot, but that's not exactly what I mean when I tell you to "clam up"

 

[Art2249]

I'm so glad you decided to feed this bunch the "natural" way so I don't have to mix formula anymore!!!