Now it's very hard for me to post this because my computer is in a nook and my head is to big to fit in it any more. I never get compliments from Supermodels, I am not sure why as salt water aquariums is the favorite hobby of many Supermodels.
Here is a short video of the feeder if anyone is interested. You can build it for about $5.00 and that includes the electrical tape that you can use to repair the holes in your wife's stockings after you cut a large hole out of them to make the feeder.
Just use the container the tape comes in. The tape comes in red, blue, black, yellow, orange and purple so choose the color tape that most matches your wife's legs and she won't notice for a while.