YOURE IN DEEP IN SKIMMATE
CHAPTER 1
1. Forgot to turn off the top off when doing a big water change.
2. Using a HOB overflow. Just...just don't.
3. Using a Toms Aqualifter pump without the pre filter.
4. Not maintaining Tom's Aqualifter pump. Clogs one day while I was out. Return keeps sending water, none going back into sump, Ato keeps going. Tank turns into an infinity pool and house turns into a swimming pool. Witness the moment wife turns into her mother.
5. Underestimating a gallon of water. A gallon in a jug looks like 10 on the floor.
6. Reaquascaping and moving your previously cute, mild mannered, Bruce Banner, Clownfish's house and watch him turn into the Incredible Hulk from that moment on.
7. Putting hand in tank with aforementioned Hulk Clownfish. You'll never get that side of the tank back. If my tank dies from old tank syndrome it's because I don't go over there no more.
8. Being excited about the gunk your new skimmer is pulling, wanting to show your buddies, and leaving it there, then change something with tank chemistry and watch it freak out and dump all the muck back into the tank. Fool!
9. Trusting the wife to put the filter socks in the washer that is supposedly completely soap free. Oooh look at all the pretty bubbles. Mad water changes and carbon stuffing ensues
10.Not realizing flatworms and Pocillopora larvae look pretty similar and nearly having a heart attack. Either way...both must die.
Chapter two out after enough sales of Chapter one.