Stupid people tricks!!!

This past weekend I went to Texas for a buddies wedding, I left my 10 year old daughter in charge of the tank and needless to say, I was nervous to see the tank upon arrival.
The only thing my daughter had to do was feed the fish, 2.5 days without dosing supplements was ok.

When I saw the tank every thing was ok with the exception of the tank glass which had to be cleaned.
I cleaned it and after I took stock of the tank I went to start dosing.
I went to my small fridge and pulled out two liter bottles, one of phyto and one of seltzer, the seltzer is for me.
I sat down, placed the bottle of phyto on the floor and opened the seltzer, all while looking at the tank, I took a long pull on the bottle and realized that I now know what phyto taste like.

Well it shot out of my mouth faster than it went in and all I could do was laugh my tail off.

Folks, never take your eyes off of your soft drink when you have your phyto out lol
Reminds me of that time I accidentally chugged a mouthful of skimmer water .

I bet phyto taste similar , except it taste green
 
Reminds me of that time I accidentally chugged a mouthful of skimmer water .

I bet phyto taste similar , except it taste green
If this turns into a game of "would you rather..." then I'm saying right now that I would rather drink a bottle of phyto than even just a mouthful of skimmer water. :-) LOL
 
If this turns into a game of "would you rather..." then I'm saying right now that I would rather drink a bottle of phyto than even just a mouthful of skimmer water. :) LOL
Fwiw Skimmer water doesn’t taste as bad as it smells .
 
If this turns into a game of "would you rather..." then I'm saying right now that I would rather drink a bottle of phyto than even just a mouthful of skimmer water. :) LOL
The instant heaving risking losing lunch and dinner is the worse part .
once you get passed that , it isn’t bad
 
Thanks, this makes me feel MUCH better about yesterday. I was doing a small water change and when I was all done my wife politely asked me why the tank looked so icky. I said "I don't know most have been a bunch of junk on one of the rocks." Then she asked me why I had the mixing pump in the waste water...
 
This past weekend I went to Texas for a buddies wedding, I left my 10 year old daughter in charge of the tank and needless to say, I was nervous to see the tank upon arrival.
The only thing my daughter had to do was feed the fish, 2.5 days without dosing supplements was ok.

When I saw the tank every thing was ok with the exception of the tank glass which had to be cleaned.
I cleaned it and after I took stock of the tank I went to start dosing.
I went to my small fridge and pulled out two liter bottles, one of phyto and one of seltzer, the seltzer is for me.
I sat down, placed the bottle of phyto on the floor and opened the seltzer, all while looking at the tank, I took a long pull on the bottle and realized that I now know what phyto taste like.

Well it shot out of my mouth faster than it went in and all I could do was laugh my tail off.

Folks, never take your eyes off of your soft drink when you have your phyto out lol
O how I needed to hear this. I've been writing briefs all day dealing with humanitarian crisis people deal with on an individual level. I was starting to really get sad with their stories. Your story here really cheered me up. I think I'll go home and have a shot of phyto in celebration of you.
 
Wait until your daughter reveals what she cleaned with your toothbrush while you were gone....

Kidding!

TAKE YOUR GIRL OUT FOR EXPENSIVE ICE CREAM TO CELEBRATE HER NOT KILLING ANYTHING!!
 

IF YOU HAD TO TAKE A REEFING EXAM, WOULD YOU PASS?

  • Yes!

    Votes: 32 45.7%
  • Not yet, but I have one that I want to buy in mind!

    Votes: 9 12.9%
  • No.

    Votes: 26 37.1%
  • Other (please explain).

    Votes: 3 4.3%

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