Haha dextereef I feel you on that....tryin' to float my bags or drip out of sight, waiting until the wife notices my new buys in tank: "that's pretty I've never noticed that before, Me: "oh I just moved that up, I have to acclimate it to the light first" or "it's been hiding, it just is now getting used to the tank". Oh well, it's a little better than doing drugs I guess, but I'm starting to think it's not any cheaper.
I always look way into the tanks at the stores for the weirdest things and the guy always says "you want that? It's been in there for months". That actually makes me feel better about my choice, I hate newly delivered fish/inverts/corals, they are always the most difficult or unknown for me.
Also, good thing I have unlimited data on my phone, I look everywhere I can for info in the store if I have no idea or I don't trust the people helping me. I'm new so there's a lot for me look up= lots of data use