It was a cool rainy morning in May when I was woke by thunder. I sat up out of my warm sheets and streched my arms up over my head. As I slowly stumbled towards the bathroom for my daily routine first pee, I noticed something was amiss. There was an odd feeling in the air. I turned towards my living room and gazed upon my little part of the sea when I saw what I thought to be a trick. Maybe someone moved my brand new maxi mini carpet anenome. I looked all over the place, but it could not be found anywhere. No pieces floating around, nothing. I ran into my bedroom and yelled "wife, wife" , what have you done? And to my dismay she replied "shut up". She didn't do it. Maybe it was my dog, Freddy, the ****-szu. So I asked him " Freddy, did you take my new maxi mini carpet anenome?'', to which he replied . . . . . . Silence! I told him not talking would get him nowhere fast, but still he starred at me as if to stare right through me. I will get a picture out for the side of the milk cartons. If anyone should have any idea where this anenome might be, please post a reply or call 1-800-ANENOME! But your more likely to get to me through the boards here. Thank You and God Speed!



