The Menace!

[NatD]

He’s so great! Glad you got him his own digs. He’ll adjust.

 

[CubsFan]

If there wasn’t glass in the way, this dude would straight murder me.

 

[CubsFan]

Aaa argh!!!!!

 

[CubsFan]

I gave the menace a small gorilla crab from the tank the other day. He immediately pounced on it, but the little guy escaped. I felt bad the next day so I gave him a hunk of rock fish I was gonna make for dinner. He snatched it up right quick. The next day I saw him huddled over the shredded gorilla crab and he was holding the rock fish like it was a football. No fumbles. Heisman crab.

 

[CubsFan]

Sorry the pics are crumby. I’m gonna try to do better.

 

[Magellan]

What a story! This thread was amazing, I can not believe you have kept such a destructive creature for so long. I assume his first name is Dennis?

 

[anon9896]

Hello again , I woud like to know what present the menace got from santa clauss

 

[CubsFan]

Hello again , I woud like to know what present the menace got from santa clauss

For the menace, my extra labor taking care of his own dedicated tank is the gift that keeps on giving. I don’t think there’s anything more enjoyable for him than when I wake up in the middle of the night when I hear the pump in the AIO pulling in air. He really likes it when I don’t have any water to top off with and have to run my RO/DI for ten minutes at 3AM. I need to hook up an auto top off.

the menace is really shellfish.;Wacky

 

[anon9896]

he would look like gozilla in this mini reef

 

[CubsFan]

he would look like gozilla in this mini reef

No doubt. He’d smash through that tank, get fired up on that coke, and then probably make skynet go live. You can’t trust the menace.

 

[CubsFan]

While feeding the menace tonight, I wondered if he wished he hadn’t killed all the other gorilla crabs I threw in the tank. A real loner I guess. Just the predatory crab and an herbivores snail. Two star crossed lovers.

 

[Magellan]

While feeding the menace tonight, I wondered if he wished he hadn’t killed all the other gorilla crabs I threw in the tank. A real loner I guess. Just the predatory crab and an herbivores snail. Two star crossed lovers.

the Menace needs his own Netflix special

 

[Retro Reefer]

Great thread.. lol. I had one also, I swear he would taunt me at every opportunity

 

[CubsFan]

The menace has had enough. Couple weeks ago during a water change, he latched on to the vinyl tubing. Had to shake him off swifty style. Yesterday he started raising the biggest rock in the tank like it was a dumbbell. Probably 2-3 lbs. You can’t trust the menace. He’s got me locked into this pyramid scheme and he sold me on this time share. He’s available. Who wants?

 

[CubsFan]

Angel

 

[Magellan]

The menace has had enough. Couple weeks ago during a water change, he latched on to the vinyl tubing. Had to shake him off swifty style. Yesterday he started raising the biggest rock in the tank like it was a dumbbell. Probably 2-3 lbs. You can’t trust the menace. He’s got me locked into this pyramid scheme and he sold me on this time share. He’s available. Who wants?

He’s got that prison bod, watch out!