The Miracle Tank

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If you think you can do a thing or think you can’t do a thing, you’re right.

 

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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

 

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A whale swims all day, only consumes fish and water, and is fat. A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and hops all day long, and only lives 5 years. Meanwhile, a tortoise doesn’t run and does nothing energetic, yet it lives for 100 years. And you tell me to eat well and exercise! I don’t think so!

 

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What did the judge say to the dentist? “
Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.”

 

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Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood at the murder scene.
Client: Oh, no! That’s terrible! What’s the good news?
Lawyer: Your cholesterol is down to 150.

 

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On a rural road, a state trooper pulled a farmer over and said, “Sir, did you know that your wife fell out of your truck several miles back?” “Thank God!” said the farmer. “I thought I had gone deaf.”

 

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RED...

 

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Pretty tang.

 

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Miss you red.

 

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NOT RED...

 

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