The Miracle Tank

[Tumey]

“ Date Night “ on the reef

 

[Fin]

Hopefully, no one in here was affected by the severe weather last night. Let us know if you guys and gals are ok if you were in the path of that powerful tornado.

 

[fishguy242]

Hopefully, no one in here was affected by the severe weather last night. Let us know if you guys and gals are ok if you were in the path of that powerful tornado.

it was an ugly night ,to say the least, thoughts out to anybody affected,
lets just hope this system is off the coast by the end of the day ,with no more damage...

 

[najer]

 

[Fin]

I haven't heard that in years! Love it!

 

[vetteguy53081]

How many remember ? Couldnt wait for weekend rates and free calls

 

[fishguy242]

Red...

 

[vetteguy53081]

Why do golfers always carry an extra pair of pants with them?
Just in case they get a hole in one! I’m

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[najer]

Red.

 

[F i s h y]

 

[Eagle_Steve]

 

[najer]

Miss the red bird!

 

[vetteguy53081]

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

 

[vetteguy53081]

On Christmas Eve, Nathan thought it would be nice to buy his wife a little gift for the next day. Always short of money, he thought long and hard about what that present might be. Unable to decide, Nathan entered a department store and in the cosmetics section he asked the girl, “How about some perfume?” She showed him a bottle costing $75. “Too expensive,” muttered Nathan. The young lady returned with a smaller bottle for $50. “Oh, dear,” Nathan groused. “Still far too much.” Growing rather annoyed at Nathan’s meanness, the salesgirl brought out a tiny $10 bottle and offered it to him. Nathan became really agitated. “What I mean,” he whined, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.” So the sales girl handed him a mirror.

 

[sfin52]

Hopefully, no one in here was affected by the severe weather last night. Let us know if you guys and gals are ok if you were in the path of that powerful tornado.

I'm good just wind and rain.

 

[vetteguy53081]

The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a young lady walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesn’t usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, “What do you want for Christmas?” “Something for my mother, please,” replied the woman sweetly. “Something for your mother? Well, that’s very loving and thoughtful of you,” smiled Santa. “What would you like me to bring her?” Without turning a hair she answered quickly, “A son-in-law.”

 

[hbash]

Miracles Aquarium

I purchased a 220 with Bean Animal Overflow and 4’ Weir from them 5 years back. Great product, great folks. Enjoy.

 

[Fin]

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

 

[vetteguy53081]

A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. She became so worried that she called him on her cell phone to ask him where he was. In a quiet voice he said, “Do you remember the jewelers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn’t afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?” The wife choked up and started to cry and said, “Yes, I do remember that shop.” He replied, “Well, I’m in the bar next door.”