The Miracle Tank

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Don’t worry about all that stuff they’re saying about your phone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years!

 

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[Lowell Lemon]

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That's going to work just fine with all the mandatory electric cars on the West coast by 2030 in Washington State now. Executive order by our governor....hahaha. That is after they breach a few local dams that currently generate enough electricity to power 300,000 plus homes. You just can't make this stuff up for a comedy show.

 

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A poodle and a collie are walking down the street when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend’s having an affair with a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat.” “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist,” suggests the collie. “I can’t,” says the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”

 

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Somebody should make a beer called “occasionally.” That way when someone asks me if I drink I can say, “I only drink occasionally.”

 

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Mildred, a full-time RVer, was lonely after losing her husband a couple of years and many miles ago, so she posted an ad on a popular website. The ad said: “Husband wanted.” She was surprised the next morning to find she had more than a hundred replies in her inbox. Unfortunately, they all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

 

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[Lowell Lemon]

Nah, that is what happened to Herrison Ford's plane after he landed it on the local golf course!
Or was that 5he one he landed on the taxi way instead of the runway. FAA dud warn him of substantial penalties.

 

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