An elderly couple who’d recently celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary were sitting on the sofa in their den when the wife asked, “Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?” He moved over and sat close to her. “Dear,” she continued, “do you remember how you used to hold me tight?” He reached over and held her tight.
“And,” she went on, “do you remember how you used to hug me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?” With that, her husband got up and started to walk toward the rear of the house.
“Where are you going?” she asked. “Well,” he answered, “I have to get my teeth.”
