The Miracle Tank

[fishguy242]

Look closely...you can see a wave

if you are waving back,its time for bed

 

[fishguy242]

My coworker threw up in his own floorboard once when he let me drive. Like the scene in Ford vs Ferrari. Cried. Lol

my wife mostly drives ,won't keep eyes open when i drive ,yet she is the one who spills my tool buckets

 

[StatelineReefer]

I can hear it from here...

Wait, that's just tinnitus

Look closely...you can see a wave

 

[Fin]

I can hear it from here...

Wait, that's just tinnitus

I hear that.

 

[Fin]

So what is on the agenda for tomorrow, Miss K?

 

[Katrina71]

if you are waving back,its time for bed

Ok, this is better-ish

 

[Katrina71]

So what is on the agenda for tomorrow, Miss K?

First thing is get reading glasses.

 

[fishguy242]

I hear that.

+2 " is that crickets" buddy looks at me like i'm nuts

 

[fishguy242]

Ok, this is better-ish

far out the sky is purple

 

[StatelineReefer]

Got the day off tomorrow.

That's a skeleton, holding a spear, riding a chicken, bowling over other skeletons! That is how I know it's good tequila...

 

[Katrina71]

Crickets? All I get are voices!

 

[Katrina71]

Y'all gotta check out Southpark C virus episode.

 

[StatelineReefer]

Is it bad that my voices tell me to do sensible things like "Check your alkalinity" and "Don't put that in your mouth"

 

[Fin]

My last couple of trips to the store, I have been looking for some isopropyl alcohol. Everyone is out. This evening, I open up my cabinet door in our front bathroom - I came face to face with a full bottle of 91% isopropyl alcohol. I bought it a couple of months ago and had forgotten all about it. I am hoping that was karma.

 

[Katrina71]

My last couple of trips to the store, I have been looking for some isopropyl alcohol. Everyone is out. This evening, I open up my cabinet door in our front bathroom - I came face to face with a full bottle of 91% isopropyl alcohol. I bought it a couple of months ago and had forgotten all about it. I am hoping that was karma.

Good for you!!!

 

[Katrina71]

Just use Vodka @Fin

 

[Fin]

Just use Vodka @Fin

No, that is for internal medicinal purposes.

 

[StatelineReefer]

No, that is for internal medicinal purposes.

Vodka dosing... 1 for the tank, 2 for me.

 

[Fin]

The police closed down all of the bars on Bourbon Street tonight at 7:00 pm.

 

[JoshH]

Ok, this is better-ish

You know, if you think about it, a beach is kindof like the toilet paper of the ocean. @Katrina71 you might have been on to something with the whole sandpaper thing;Bookworm;Writing