The Miracle Tank

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What does a tapeworm have in common with the Eiffel Tower?
They’re both Paris sites.

 

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What’s it called when a chameleon can’t change its colors anymore?
A reptile dysfunction.

 

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Why I don’t burn firewood

 

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Three dinosaurs were out hunting for food when they came across a shiny lamp. One of them rubs it and a blue genie appears. “Hello, I am a genie! You each get one wish. What can I grant you?” “I wish for a large piece of meat, I’m hungry!” The first dinosaur says. And so a large piece of meat materialized. “I wish for an entire shower of meat!” The second dinosaur says. And the genie makes all different sorts of meat rain down from a small cloud about the dinosaur’s head. Not wanting to be outdone by his friends, the third dinosaur tries to think of something better. “I wish for a meatier shower!” And that explains it all.

 

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[Lowell Lemon]

But, it was the only pump that accepted my credit card.

 

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[Lasse]

I asked my wife to turn on the TV in the living room where she was. After that I cast the last post from @vetteguy53081 - I can still hear her laughing. Best was post 21476 We have a similar situation here with a 73 old wife, a 2 years old COVID-19 cat and a 72 tears old guy - rather handy at aquariums . FYI - COVID-19 cats in Sweden is cats that old people get themselves as company during the pandemic the last two years

Sincerely Lasse

 

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