Sleep, wake up, 5 pages behind. Not sure how you young lads and lasses keep up. Since the hot topic seems to be about TP here is one from my wingman down in Vegas - a call he got routed to.
Walmart call - two ladies fighting. He gets there and sure enough, two women fighting. One has a cart full of TP the other sardines and tuna. Walmart 911 caller asked him, "are you not going to break them up" and he replied, "no". They will get tired, we'll talk about it, and I hope if they are smart they will find the error in their ways, laugh it off, and everyone goes home.
Sure enough - they tire out and not much worse for wear and he breaks them up. Asks them what happened and the long and short of it is the one with tuna and sardines wanted TP but the shelf was empty. As she passed around the corner / isle she saw the other woman with 12 or more packages of TP. Knowing she didn't need them all asked, the lady said no, so she reached in and took them out and the first punch was thrown...
As he assumed it would go, and much to the Walmart employee's surprise the ladies laughed about it, figured it out on their own that it was pretty stupid, apologized to Walmart, the officer, people around, and put all the TP back but one each. My buddy said thanks - and left.
I was like - why didn't you break it up. He was like look, the only way to cure stupid is to let them sort it out on their own. There wasn't any life or death situation - just two people being stupid and it was best to let them work it out - and they did
. Funny - only in Vegas...
Hope everyone is having an amazing day. Stay beautiful.
