The Miracle Tank

vetteguy53081 · Dec 10, 2020

Bartender: I've got a new cocktail for you. It's a cross between beer and whiskey and it's the name of a children's sidewalk game.
Patron: Oh, cool! What is it?
Bartender: Hops-scotch!

vetteguy53081 · Dec 10, 2020

sfin52 said:
Heather's out and in phase one of recovery. Doc said went like clock work. No lifting over 20lbs thats about it.

Wishes for a smooth recovery !!

Erin O · Dec 10, 2020

A friend from the barn grabbed a pic of Finn and I today. It was a beautiful day for a trail ride ;Joyful

Fin · Dec 10, 2020

vetteguy53081 said:
Bartender: I've got a new cocktail for you. It's a cross between beer and whiskey and it's the name of a children's sidewalk game.
Patron: Oh, cool! What is it?
Bartender: Hops-scotch!

And you were doing so good. LOL!

fishguy242 · Dec 10, 2020

spike saying have a good night all

sfin52 · Dec 11, 2020

brett_schn · Dec 11, 2020

@Eagle_Steve finally got around to getting my drive side lock fixed. Had to disassemble the handle and then had to take apart the lock cylinder and basically re key it. Just need a new c clip and we are back in business

Eagle_Steve · Dec 11, 2020

brett_schn said:
@Eagle_Steve finally got around to getting my drive side lock fixed. Had to disassemble the handle and then had to take apart the lock cylinder and basically re key it. Just need a new c clip and we are back in business

Nice. Did you use the same tumblers so your original key would work?

brett_schn · Dec 11, 2020

Eagle_Steve said:
Nice. Did you use the same tumblers so your original key would work?

Yeah I just had debris in it

vetteguy53081 · Dec 11, 2020

Redneck computer terms

BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick
BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps
CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker
CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers
DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer
FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live
NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM - Where the pope lives
SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast
SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year

fishguy242 · Dec 11, 2020

hi all..

miss ya' all

Believe In Miracles GIF by Dr. Donna Thomas Rodgers

YES.....

Katrina71 · Dec 12, 2020

Hi guys. Dad had surgery yesterday and he pulled through. I'm clearly going to have to teach mom about moonshine!

Eagle_Steve · Dec 12, 2020

Katrina71 said:
Hi guys. Dad had surgery yesterday and he pulled through. I'm clearly going to have to teach mom about moonshine!

So glad to hear your dad pulled through. We will keep you and them in our prayers.

fishguy242 · Dec 12, 2020

Katrina71 said:
Hi guys. Dad had surgery yesterday and he pulled through. I'm clearly going to have to teach mom about moonshine!

good to hear

,good morning all..

najer · Dec 12, 2020

The grubby puddle!

fishguy242 · Dec 12, 2020

post 17,000, only here

"frickin nutjob"

sfin52 · Dec 12, 2020

Fts Saturday

vetteguy53081 · Dec 12, 2020

When her husband returns home at two in the morning, the wife confronts him.
"I told you two beers and home by ten o’clock!"
The man replies, "I'm sorry honey, I must have gotten the two numbers mixed up."

- 02:00