The Miracle Tank

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A chef likes to steal utensils from his job. The first time he does it, he steals a big wooden spoon. The second time he steals a plastic spatula. The third time is a nice chef’s knife. His boss notices him pocketing the utensils and says, “Next time I catch you stealing I will have you fired!” The chef doesn’t say anything but thinks to himself,
“Well that is a whisk I was willing to take!”
 
Alright sorry to ask, 1043 pages is impressive. I can't even start to pick up what's going on in this thread.

Can someone give a short summary? The amount of pages has me curious.
 
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Alright sorry to ask, 1043 pages is impressive. I can't even start to pick up what's going on in this thread.

Can someone give a short summary? The amount of pages has me curious.
@bluerider098
Katrina received a Miracle made aquarium due to the many people she befriended on this site. Many donated money or parts to make this Miracle come true for her and her son. She is currently away due to failing health of her father taking care of him and her mother. This is just part of who she is and a tribute to her infectious personality. We who are impressed by who she is continue to look forward to the completion of the Miracle and to see her once again on these pages. That is my summary anyway.
 
@bluerider098
Katrina received a Miracle made aquarium due to the many people she befriended on this site. Many donated money or parts to make this Miracle come true for her and her son. She is currently away due to failing health of her father taking care of him and her mother. This is just part of who she is and a tribute to her infectious personality. We who are impressed by who she is continue to look forward to the completion of the Miracle and to see her once again on these pages. That is my summary anyway.

This, there is a community of people around the world that miss the boss lady but like all things in reefing nothing comes fast, miss you Red, Simon hug! :) x
 
I have always suspected some people stopped reading the Bible at "be fruitful and multiply"...

If they kept on reading they would find out it was really just a dietary advice and a math problem... oh, the world would be so different today LOL
 
There’s a new sports game that everyone has been playing. It’s called “Silent Tennis.” It’s basically just like regular tennis but without the racquet.
 
What do you call an ugly dinosaur?
- - - An eyesaur
 
I was at my Narcotics Anonymous meeting last week with the usual group of people, when all of the sudden a duck walked in. We were all shocked. “What is a duck doing here?” we murmured to one another. The duck took a seat in our circle and introduced himself. “Hello, I’m Mike and I have a quack addiction.”
 
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Did you hear about the guy who burnt his house down by cooking a Hawaiian pizza? He should have cooked it at aloha temperature…
 

IF YOU HAD TO TAKE A REEFING EXAM, WOULD YOU PASS?

  • Yes!

    Votes: 32 45.7%
  • Not yet, but I have one that I want to buy in mind!

    Votes: 9 12.9%
  • No.

    Votes: 26 37.1%
  • Other (please explain).

    Votes: 3 4.3%
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