The Miracle Tank

[vetteguy53081]

How to write “I changed a lightbulb” on your resume:

“Single-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of a new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and no safety incidents.”

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

What happens if you eat aluminum foil?
You sheet metal!

 

[ScottB]

I had one of these hanging from a tree limb. It worked for squirrels, but the racoons were able to solve the problem pretty quickly. The hanging bracket can be pried free of the canister.

 

[vetteguy53081]

What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?
Quacks in the pavement.

 

[Fin]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[Fin]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[vetteguy53081]

Why couldn’t the sailor learn his alphabet?
He kept getting lost at C.

 

[fishguy242]

RED... n blue...

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[Eagle_Steve]

 

[fishguy242]

;Happy
edit, can see if quote ,but not after posted... ;Facepalm

 

[Eagle_Steve]

;Happy
edit, can see if quote ,but not after posted... ;Facepalm

Guess a head banging construction worker is not family friendly?

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[SPR1968]

Very amusing! Lol

 

[Fin]