The Miracle Tank

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[Eagle_Steve]

Phone Booth that traverses all of space and time.

 

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I’ve lost a lot of weight recently by just wearing bread on my head. It’s a new loaf hat diet I’m trying.

 

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Where does a cowboy cook all his meals?
On the range!

 

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Someone recently gave me some good advice and I thought I’d share it with my wife. I went up to her in the kitchen and I said, “You know, Honey, you should really start embracing your mistakes.” She gave me a big hug.

 

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Late at night, a police officer finds a drunk man crawling around on his hands and knees under a streetlight. The drunk man tells the officer he’s looking for his wallet. When the officer asks if he’s sure this is where he dropped the wallet, the man replies that he thinks he more likely dropped it across the street. “Then why are you looking over here?” the befuddled officer asks. “Because the light’s better here,” explains the drunk man

 

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Why can’t you borrow money from leprechauns?
Because they’re always a little short

 

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Two crooks were robbing a liquor store when one robber grabs a bottle and asks the other, “I’m scared. Is this whiskey?” The other robber replies, “Yeah, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!”

 

[Lost in the Sauce]

I’ve lost a lot of weight recently by just wearing bread on my head. It’s a new loaf hat diet I’m trying.

Alright Tony....... This one actually shot coffee, THROUGH my nasal passages...

 

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