There's something fishy about this build...

[felda001]

Also your son will need a stache to join the coasties. Sad fact about coasties. They must all look identical in their boiler suits and staches

Well it's all over then. It took me 3 whole days to grow a mustache. He says he shaves "constantly" he sort of shaves once a week.

 

[Slocke]

Well it's all over then. It took me 3 whole days to grow a mustache. He says he shaves "constantly" he sort of shaves once a week.

Well to be serious you can’t grow a beard. It’s a stache or nothing I’m pretty sure.

 

[felda001]

Well to be serious you can’t grow a beard. It’s a stache or nothing I’m pretty sure.

But all my hair migrated from the top of my head to my face. I finally gave up shaving because to maintain 5 o'clock shadow I have to shave twice a day. I assume at some point he'll pick up the family tendency to facial hair

 

[Slocke]

But all my hair migrated from the top of my head to my face. I finally gave up shaving because to maintain 5 o'clock shadow I have to shave twice a day. I assume at some point he'll pick up the family tendency to facial hair

Well I’m half my face away from going full Wookiee

 

[Goaway]

 

[Goaway]

Well to be serious you can’t grow a beard. It’s a stache or nothing I’m pretty sure.

For the last 43 years i have failed to grow a beard and or stache... are you saying this is why I've always been rejected?

 

[Slocke]

For the last 43 years i have failed to grow a beard and or stache... are you saying this is why I've always been rejected?

I was saying it’s anti-bearded hairy people like me. Not you beardless. Also are you saying you were 40?! In this pic?!

So, took me a lil digging. My current av is my 8 month old.
This is my 5yr old and me. My original av... kind of. This was 3 years ago?

Cause you don’t look 40 at all….. Oof I think I’m wandering dangerously close to @Miami Reef territory so I’m gonna stop.

 

[Goaway]

I was saying it’s anti-bearded hairy people like me. Not you beardless. Also are you saying you were 40?! In this pic?!


Cause you don’t look 40 at all….. Oof I think I’m wandering dangerously close to @Miami Reef territory so I’m gonna stop.

Yes, i was 40.

As for beards, my husband has an amazingly awesome.e goatee. He stopped removing it cause i threw a fit each time. I win!!

 

[Miami Reef]

So, took me a lil digging. My current av is my 8 month old.
This is my 5yr old and me. My original av... kind of. This was 3 years ago?

I love this photo!!!

I’ll give you my perspective. When it was a small avatar profile picture, it looked like you were mysterious, aloof, and reserved. The eye glare is spot-on!

It totally fit your vibe and build thread:

“It’s just a tank? “

“Get over yourself, there are tanks everywhere”

“Dude, just shut the F- up!”


Yes. I love it! If you were to use that picture again, you would know my thoughts.

Stay cool, dude.

 

[Slocke]

Yes, i was 40.

As for beards, my husband has an amazingly awesome.e goatee. He stopped removing it cause i threw a fit each time. I win!!

I definitely look better bearded. Also look better with a cat on me then my lunch.

 

[Miami Reef]

I definitely look better bearded. Also look better with a cat on me then my lunch

I’m sorry, but this is totally adorable.

 

[tbrown]

I don't need a cat, a beard, or food to look cool. Just saying.

 

[Slocke]

For backstory my coworker from the heart glasses photo is the only person I know more clumsy then me. So I love to travel with her because I feel better about myself when we both spill food and whatnot. She has since moved so I sent her this to jokingly tell her I miss her last week

 

[Slocke]

I don't need a cat, a beard, or food to look cool. Just saying.

I know
Nothing can save your look
I’m sorry

 

[tbrown]

I know
Nothing can save your look
I’m sorry

True, I never said I looked cool, just that nothing makes me look cool.

 

[Miami Reef]

For backstory my coworker from the heart glasses photo is the only person I know more clumsy then me.

Maggie?

Sorry for being a nosey creep. I like Maggie; she’s cool.

 

[Slocke]

Maggie?

Sorry for being a nosey creep. I like Maggie; she’s cool.

I’m just going to hope I mentioned her name somewhere…

 

[Miami Reef]

I’m just going to hope I mentioned her name somewhere…

No. I saw her recently. She was wearing these glasses that were seemingly shaped like hearts?

I asked her what her name was. Apparently she organizes and supervises the response to disasters that involve chemical hazards.

 

[Reefing_addiction]

It’s beautiful!


Well check your pm’s already! I left you a message, but you like the anticipation too much to even open it!

 

[Reefing_addiction]

My work email has 15k+ unread and that doesn't include the 12k+ in the spam folder...

I randomly right click folders at work and click “mark read” for this reason