Third time better be the charm

Do you know what happens when a captain retires?
They bring out fire trucks to spray down the plane. They announced on our decent into Charlotte that after 34 years the captain was retiring and this was his last flight.
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You just wanna be the guy with the high preasure water sending him off.
I was the fire hydrant guy before my promotion so ... I would rather be the guy with the high pressure water sending him off than the guy fixing the hydrant after the gorilla operated it to get the high pressure water.... Sorry to any fire fighters in the crowd but tell me I'm wrong.
 
I was the fire hydrant guy before my promotion so ... I would rather be the guy with the high pressure water sending him off than the guy fixing the hydrant after the gorilla operated it to get the high pressure water.... Sorry to any fire fighters in the crowd but tell me I'm wrong.
I mean, you're wrong, but not about that...
 
Guess what.
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Flight has been delayed due to a swarm.
Can't make this **** up.
Did you offer to catch them (for a fee of course)?
 
Guess what.
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Flight has been delayed due to a swarm.
Can't make this **** up.
They don't have back up steps they can use? There is literally only one set of steps at the airport?
 
They don't have back up steps they can use? There is literally only one set of steps at the airport?
This seems rhetorical... is this rhetorical?
 
They don't have back up steps they can use? There is literally only one set of steps at the airport?
The people loading the bags were having issues. This was once they all settled down.
 
Lax international departures. I'm exhausted and the longest leg is yet to come. I just realized I am going to completely lose a Friday.... poof gone....like virgins on prom night.
Night all. See yall later.
 

IF YOU HAD TO TAKE A REEFING EXAM, WOULD YOU PASS?

  • Yes!

    Votes: 32 45.7%
  • Not yet, but I have one that I want to buy in mind!

    Votes: 9 12.9%
  • No.

    Votes: 26 37.1%
  • Other (please explain).

    Votes: 3 4.3%
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