How can I reach your levels of trolling
1. Have something so disturbing and absurd happen to you twice that no one believes.
2. Be enrolled in a medical professional school that is working you so hard you maybe sleep every other day.
3. Watch your beautiful creatures be devoured with revulsion, horror, and sadness twice.
4. Isolate the last surviving crab, surgically remove every visible fluke and the oddly shaped black flatworm with disturbingly prominent blank white eyes residing with the hermit crab in the shell.
5. Finally get the shell off of the hermit crab to dislodge the largest flatworm.
6. Place the deceptively parasite free crab in a small quarentine tank with some calcium powder at the bottom for 1-4 days.
7. Add the healthy hermit to a newly cycled tank and treat with anti-fluke medication.
8. Leave for 2 hours
9. Come home to a dead hermit crab with a exit wound in its abdomen, cysts all over the macroalgae, flatworms hiding in peices of seaweed and burrowing under the substrate to reveal only a inconspicuous proboscis.
10. Observe the hermit crab that seemed to be happy hours ago be approached and nibbled on by one of the flatworms in the algae wafers.
11. Post on aquatics forum, become the laughing stock of the aquarium community (best part tbh).
12. Have a mental breakdown that turns into a psychotic break where you rip out carpeting, bleach every surface, scrub between your toes until they bleed with carpet cleaner, boil every utensil that might have touched the parasites.
13. Come back to reality not knowing what is real anymore
14. Have an aquatic disease expert (referring to the 'colleague' Roy talks about if you look at the attached screen cap) tell you he will identify the parasites if you fix them in a special way with specific equipment that I need to pay for and that the first tests will cost $500 dollars but he will probably have to do more. And I have to pay shipping too.
15. Unleash all of you pent up rage at how much of a scam higher education is and wish them goodbye by saying I hope that the Florida aquaculture industry will be wiped out by parasites.
16. Remember life is meaningless and try to go on with your life.
17. Get sucked back in when a scientists guesses the parasites could be Fasciola gigantica, Fasciola hepatica or a similar type of flatworm in there multitude of life cycle stages.
18. Become even more confused where the boundary of reality stops and imagination begins.
19. Remember nothing has any inherent meaning so the line between reality and imagination doesn't matter as long as other people don't perceive me as insane.
20. Go back to making terrariums and in a few years when I may consider another aquarium never buy online.
That is my story. If you are tired of me 'trolling' you I am more tired of existing. Don't worry I'm not suicidal, I just hate life.