I'm a national salesperson for a French soap company (as in, we're a company that imports French soap, not a French company that sells soap). So yes, I'm a soap salesman. No, I don't run an anarchist anti-capitalism group in my spare time. That's why I keep a reef tank... more productive than bombing credit card companies.
We make some great soaps for getting rid of that "my hands are gross from working in the tank" feeling. I'd probably recommend using Reef Suds before working in the tank though... Reef Suds for before, the good stuff for after. =)