Reminds me of a story...
Years ago I was working for GTE Laboratories (they owned Sylvania at the time). One of my tasks was to make an adhesive suggestion for a headlight assembly that Sylvania was going to make.
To shortcut the process of figuring out which adhesives might work best, I went out to buy a headlight assembly from a local car dealer that was manufactured by a competitor, and I'd look carefully at the adhesives used.
When I got to the dealer, they asked which I wanted, right or left. When I assured him I didn't care, and I'd take whatever he had, that set off a whole discussion, which in short, implied I was a moron. lol
Finally got it back to the work site, and the guard wouldn't let me bring it through the entrance. When I explained I bought it for the company, he then proceeded to claim I needed to sign a paper saying that I guaranteed I would take responsibility for it and keep it in good condition (seems more like a going out issue than a coming in issue, but apparently no).
When I told him I wouldn't sign because I intended to rip it apart and destroy it, I had to wait for the head of security to come and sort it out.
Finally getting it back to my lab, I did rip it apart, learned what I needed to know, and threw it in the trash.