You might be a reefer if....

Your phone rings and you reach in your pocket and pull out a salinity probe
 
You walk into your house after being gone all day and immediately realize it smells like the LFS.
 
A client showing you around their house shows you a nice cactus they've been growing and you ask them if they have fragged it lately.
 
Do you think it's the toxins in the coral that make formerly ordinary people act this way?
 
You might be a reefer if your home lights up like a marijuana grow house at night from your various DTs, grow outs and frag tanks in every room
 
You think its normal to snap an animals skeleton or slice it with a razor blade and glue the pieces to a ceramic disk to sell to others.

You spend an hour in the kitchen supplies section of bed bath and beyond thinking of how you could use everything for your aquarium.

You ruin finding nemo for anyone who brings it up.

You can set your paycheck on fire and feel nothing.
 
You think its normal to snap an animals skeleton or slice it with a razor blade and glue the pieces to a ceramic disk to sell to others.

You spend an hour in the kitchen supplies section of bed bath and beyond thinking of how you could use everything for your aquarium.

You ruin finding nemo for anyone who brings it up.

You can set your paycheck on fire and feel nothing.
That last one, I felt that last one, it was like a personal attack
 

IF YOU HAD TO TAKE A REEFING EXAM, WOULD YOU PASS?

  • Yes!

    Votes: 32 45.7%
  • Not yet, but I have one that I want to buy in mind!

    Votes: 9 12.9%
  • No.

    Votes: 26 37.1%
  • Other (please explain).

    Votes: 3 4.3%

New Posts

Back
Top