I might be in the minority here, so I'm kind of timid to say it, but: I'm not sure what all the hype is about beaches. I have lived at one my whole life and never really understood the lifestyle. What's so fun about getting sticky from the saltwater and then having sand stick to you until you can shower. Not to mention the fact that there is no shade, so the sun in beating down on you non-stop. Or those pesky crabs that like to pinch toes when you can't see the bottom.
Maybe that's why I'm so into reef aquariums, as I get to have my slice of the ocean without having to deal with the sunburn and other cons... just a wallet that's on fire.