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“If I Did It . . .” Here’s how you bring “stuff” home if you are driving home from a beach vacation (let’s say Panama City Beach) to somewhere a bit farther away (let’s say Atlanta.)
1. Buy a Homer Bucket and lid from Home Depot.
2. Drill a hole in the center of the lid, big enough to air hoses through. (If your wife is good at pretending she is a “clueless” woman someone may offer to do this for you at HD for free.)
3. Buy a battery operated air pump. The one I have runs on big D cell batteries, but I understand Cobalt has a new USB rechargeable version.
4. If traveling with children, make them your accomplices, er, I mean involve them in the magic of nature - have them bring sand buckets of sand (collected as far out as possible without causing a child protection services investigation) back to your hotel room to fill the Homer Bucket about 1/3 to 1/2 with sand.
5. Collect salt water and add it to the bucket until it completely covers the sand (but not more than ⅔ of the bucket.
6. Add any “stuff” you collect, like the little hermit crabs you dig up with your toes while you are at least chest deep in water.
7. Run the air pump in the bucket from the time you add your “stuff,” until you get them home and transfer it all in a separate 10 gal with a HOB filter.
1. Buy a Homer Bucket and lid from Home Depot.
2. Drill a hole in the center of the lid, big enough to air hoses through. (If your wife is good at pretending she is a “clueless” woman someone may offer to do this for you at HD for free.)
3. Buy a battery operated air pump. The one I have runs on big D cell batteries, but I understand Cobalt has a new USB rechargeable version.
4. If traveling with children, make them your accomplices, er, I mean involve them in the magic of nature - have them bring sand buckets of sand (collected as far out as possible without causing a child protection services investigation) back to your hotel room to fill the Homer Bucket about 1/3 to 1/2 with sand.
5. Collect salt water and add it to the bucket until it completely covers the sand (but not more than ⅔ of the bucket.
6. Add any “stuff” you collect, like the little hermit crabs you dig up with your toes while you are at least chest deep in water.
7. Run the air pump in the bucket from the time you add your “stuff,” until you get them home and transfer it all in a separate 10 gal with a HOB filter.


