Good Morning!

[vetteguy53081]

Cat's point of view of veteran;s Day

 

[MrsBugmaster]

Good morning. Rain, rain, and more rain! It's all ok. On a good note, we found a local guy to a help with our squirrels in the attic issue. He found the problem, found loose insulation in the gutter, patched the hole, and hopefully problem is solved. We could never get up there...we have a very tall house with a very pitchy roof. He had a VERY tall ladder (which made me a nervous wreck). Cost $200...original quote $3500. Unbelievable. We'll know in a few months!

That awesome!

 

[MrsBugmaster]

Good morning.
It’s starting to snow and the cat is trying to catch snowflakes through the window

 

[ReefGrammie]

Good morning! Enjoyed coffee on the deck this morning. That will be the last morning for a while! Brrrr. Have a great Saturday.

 

[WVNed]

Good morning
Shopping for a stylish cane. How exciting.
Looking at vacuum sealers reading the reviews and questions.
Can I inflate my car tire with this? Will this vacuum my couch? Does this work with recyclable paper bags?
A short visit to the places I go on the internet has convinced me people aren't smart enough to have fish tanks, radio control cars or puppies.
I love helping people accomplish things but I do not exist to answer the same questions over and over again.

 

[WVNed]

I shall sit in my house petting the giant lion pony. Only one on earth.

 

[vetteguy53081]

Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot day when they pass by a pub. The first guy says, “Let’s go in there for a pint.” Second guy says, “They won’t let us in with our dogs.” First guy: “Sure they will, just follow my lead.” He goes up to the pub, and sure enough the doorman says, “I can’t let you in here with that dog.” He replies, “Oh, I’m blind and this is my seeing-eye dog.” The doorman says, “OK then, come on in.” The second guy sees this and does the same thing. He goes up to the pub and the doorman says, “You can’t come in here with a dog.” He replies, “I’m blind and this is my seeing-eye dog.” The doorman responds, “You have a chihuahua for a seeing-eye dog?”
The second guy stops for a second, then exclaims, “They gave me a chihuahua?!”

 

[MrsBugmaster]

Good morning.
Sunday breakfast. I usually do low carb, low sugar but sometimes you just gotta have what your body is craving! So one light fluffy pancake with a drizzle of syrup it is.

 

[ReefGrammie]

Good morning.
Sunday breakfast. I usually do low carb, low sugar but sometimes you just gotta have what your body is craving! So one light fluffy panc

I'm usually a low-carb person, too, but not last week! Must be the colder weather...maybe I'm getting ready to hibernate...

 

[ReefGrammie]

Good morning. Have a great day!

 

[WVNed]

Good morning

 

[vetteguy53081]

Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet 
in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, 
a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.” “And yer hand?” asks Marty. “When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.” “OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”

 

[ReefGrammie]

Good morning!

 

[WVNed]

Good morning

 

[sp1187]

good frosty morning

 

[WVNed]

Doctor gives me 1 weeks worth of painkillers but 2 weeks worth of laxatives.
Can you get doctor degrees on the internet now?

 

[sp1187]

Doctor gives me 1 weeks worth of painkillers but 2 weeks worth of laxatives.
Can you get doctor degrees on the internet now?

you only need a "C" average to be a dr.
I always thought that the fancy med school diploma on their wall should include grade point average.

 

[WVNed]

you only need a "C" average to be a dr.
I always thought that the fancy med school diploma on their wall should include grade point average.

If I had superpowers someone would have been hit with an asteroid from space this morning.

 

[vetteguy53081]

 

[sp1187]

good morning.
1 goose Sunday.
2 yesterday.
3 tonight?