I know it's not morning but I went out on my boat last night for a nice dinner and after a few miles one engine died.
We almost made it to our destination but luckily I have two engines so we started back. We had plenty of wine, beer and food so all was not lost. About 2 miles from my marina, the other engine died.
Still plenty of wine and beer so we anchored and partied for a few hours. Then I figured we better get back before it got dark so I called "Sea Tow" on the marine radio.
The radio don't work. It lights up and looks like it's working but dead as a quarantined fish after it was exposed to velvet.
No sound. But we still have plenty of wine and beer so I call on my phone GEICO who has been insuring me for over 50 years.
They never heard of me.
I get Sea Tow and they want $2,000.00 to tow me 2 miles.
I told them, "I think you mis understand, I don't want you to buy me aboat, just pull me 2 miles. $2,000.00
I actually have $2,000.00 but I didn't think it was worth it to be pulled for 2 miles.
I was in the channel and just waited until I saw a boat big enough to tow me and jumped up and down until he saw me. By law a boat has to stop if you wave you them down. Or of course they could say they never saw you but that never happens.
So while we were getting towed back to my marina, we enjoyed plenty of wine and beer.
He left me at my gas dock as he was also from my marina and we continued partying. I offered him $100.00 but he wouldn't take it. I wouldn't either because thats what boaters do. I will bring him a bottle of Champaign tomorrow because I want to go there and see whats wrong with my boat.
I let the marina install batteries and spark plugs because I broke my wrist but my first rule is to never let someone work on my boat.