It's Just a Tank

[tbrown]

Hey @Projects with Sam - it could be like at my house... We're getting on the plane in about 15 minutes. Yesterday my wife texts me a picture of two goats - $200 each. Then she tells me she almost bought a dog...

 

[tbrown]

The funny part was she was being serious.

 

[Goaway]

The funny part was she was being serious.

What kind of doggo?

 

[Goaway]

Husband now wants a cat. I don't like to mix cats with rough toddlers. I don't even like cats.

 

[BroccoliFarmer]

Husband now wants a cat. I don't like to mix cats with rough toddlers. I don't even like cats.

Claim allergies. My wife did that for 25 years.

 

[Projects with Sam]

Our cat Baxter puts up with so much crap from my kids. Keeps coming back... less frequently in good weather...

 

[sp1187]

it's sleeping.

 

[Goaway]

it's sleeping.

I see that all over Springfield. Only cats I like. I am sorry. I am evil :*(

 

[Lost in the Sauce]

I see that all over Springfield. Only cats I like. I am sorry. I am evil :*(

You aren't alone.....

 

[Goaway]

Claim allergies. My wife did that for 25 years.

I can't get away with that. He knows we had a siamese for 15 years. She acted more like a dog than a cat. Ruthless guard dog.

Our cat Baxter puts up with so much crap from my kids. Keeps coming back... less frequently in good weather...

As long as they don't scratch up the kids. I can cope. The moment an animal draws blood from a child due to aggression. I am sorry. Gloves are off.

 

[rmorris_14]

To me, most cats always look like they are up to no good/ plotting some sort of scheme to bring something to it's demise. They make me feel like I need to constantly be looking over my shoulder. Of course there are always outliers, but chances not high of getting one that acts more like a dog. I would just rather get a dog.

 

[Stang67]

it's sleeping.

We (meaning I) do that with bunnies at easter time. throw plastic eggs all around it and a mangled basket on the side of the road.

 

[Goaway]

To me, most cats always look like they are up to no good/ plotting some sort of scheme to bring something to it's demise. They make me feel like I need to constantly be looking over my shoulder. Of course there are always outliers, but chances not high of getting one that acts more like a dog. I would just rather get a dog.

I am sure you seen them cats knock everything off of tables, counters, you name it. Masters of disasters.

I've seen people get smacked on their face by a cat sitting on their shoulder rest.

 

[rmorris_14]

We (meaning I) do that with bunnies at easter time. throw plastic eggs all around it and a mangled basket on the side of the road.

thats awful!

 

[Goaway]

thats awful!

We (meaning I) do that with bunnies at easter time. throw plastic eggs all around it and a mangled basket on the side of the road.

I love the idea!!!!

 

[Stang67]

thats awful!

 

[rmorris_14]

I am sure you seen them cats knock everything off of tables, counters, you name it. Masters of disasters.

I've seen people get smacked on their face by a cat sitting on their shoulder rest.

HAHA let's not forget where those paws have been before they walk on your counters and smack your face.

 

[Stang67]

i had cats in the past. what i didnt like the most was the random pounce and bite and run away. also the terrorizing in the middle of the night. so no more cats for me. for now.

 

[Goaway]

i had cats in the past. what i didnt like the most was the random pounce and bite and run away. also the terrorizing in the middle of the night. so no more cats for me. for now.

Waking up to mad howling. No thanks!

 

[Goaway]

I talk a lot of crud about cats. Ryoki (siamese) was the only animal I had who'd wake me up from bad dreams. They are unique, special and total catholes in their own way.