Just For Fun, Let's Start A "NOT!!" Thread...

[JumboShrimp]

I took all of my Paly-covered rocks and laid them in the kitchen on my wife's cutting board, and gave them all a good scrub with a toothbrush. Now the Palys are all nice and shiny, and the air in the house smells extra-fresh.

NOT!!

 

[ReefRondo]

Everything in this hobby is soooo cheap!

 

[sfin52]

The best way to clean a dead snail form its shell is to microwave it.

 

[Garf]

Just add kalkwasser to maintain 8.3ph, NOT

 

[sfin52]

Chato and cheetos are the same thing.

 

[blaxsun]

You never have to watch your fingers or hands around this thing. NOT.

 

[blaxsun]

I took all of my Paly-covered rocks and laid them in the kitchen on my wife's cutting board, and gave them all a good scrub with a toothbrush. Now the Palys are all nice and shiny, and the air in the house smells extra-fresh. NOT!!

Bonus points if you use your wife's toothbrush as well!

 

[Stang67]

Clowns never nip you.

 

[Garf]

Aquariums are a little slice of the ocean, NOT

 

[AKL1950]

I never over feed my fish!

 

[Garf]

I’ll be able to make a nice one for a couple of hundred quid

 

[Garf]

I’m gonna keep corals in my house so I can re-stock the oceans.

 

[exnisstech]

Use every bowl and kitchen utensil at least once for something tank related.

 

[exnisstech]

Double post

 

[Anemone_Fanatic]

You can pay off the price of the tank by selling frags!

 

[Fichmiester]

I’m going window shopping…

 

[vetteguy53081]

the general rule of thumb for stocking is one fish per pint. And no need to acclimate them.
Just . . . . . .

 

[a4edwin]

You must grab bristle worms with your bare hand

 

[Garf]

My silly experiments are gonna revert the coral decline on reefs, eventually.

 

[Lost in the Sauce]

I hang out with people more than my tanks.