OMG... This whole thread is hilarious!
@Icryhard... Dude... Bro... Why are you stirring up dead threads from the 80's? Is there something else you need to talk about? Something you need to share with the room about your day?
I hypothetically cut my hand at work... As I sitting in urgent care I am bleeding all over the paperwork I am filling out. Answering questions like "Do I smoke?" "Is there history of heart disease in my family ?" "How many times a week do I exercise ?"
When in reality, all I need is some frikin stitches...