Salt bucket on my porch

[ZoWhat]

I have 1 salt bucket delivered to my porch and need help getting it to my mixing station

Do I roll it?
Catapult it?
Use a crane?
Use straps?
Use a winch?
Levitate it??

I'm at a loss....

 

[FishyFishFish]

Can you move your mixing station to your porch?

 

[OrchidMiss]

I have 1 salt bucket delivered to my porch and need help getting it to my mixing station

Do I roll it?
Catapult it?
Use a crane?
Use straps?
Levitate it??

I'm at a loss....

I think you may want to hire a hunky moving guy with big muscles, and have him bring it to my house.

 

[ZoWhat]

Can you move your mixing station to your porch?

Best answer so far! Keep going....

 

[Utubereefer]

I think you may want to hire a hunky moving guy with big muscles, and have him bring it to my house.

Did someone call me?

 

[Jekyl]

If you look hard enough there's still some real men out there that can help with these perilous situations.

 

[MGarrison]

Use the force!

 

[Jedi1199]

I have 1 salt bucket delivered to my porch and need help getting it to my mixing station

Do I roll it?
Catapult it?
Levitate it??

I'm at a loss....

Here is what you need to do..

First, cut a large hole in your roof and subsequent floors. Then, hire a helicopter to come out to lift it and lower it through the hole. A crane will work in a pinch, but helicopter is preferred. Once you have the bucket in the house, change the oil in your lawn mower. Upgrade your lights, and dump 3 different kinds of chemicals into your tank. Doesn't matter what they are, just dump them in.. be sure to ignore the package directions and use ALL of the product. Take the dog for a walk. Stop at the post office and inquire how to legally send arsenic through the mail system. Then you can have the hole patched.

Hope this helps.

 

[Jekyl]

Use the force!

Salt? Physical exercise? A Reefer craves not these things.

 

[MGarrison]

And are you sure this bucket of salt if for your reef or for your driveway?

 

[Kmst80]

Is it april fools day already?????...

 

[OrchidMiss]

Salt? Physical exercise? A Reefer craves not these things.

Yes!!!
Just say no to physical exercise...
Wait,thats not what nurses are supposed to say...
Nope, tough. Ew, exercising.

 

[OrchidMiss]

Is it april fools day already?????...

With @zoa what ,every day is!

 

[FishyFishFish]

Ok, serious answer.

How about you mix it with RO, in small batches (a simple 5g bucket will do), pump it into a bucket near your mixing station and let it evaporate. You will then be left with just the salt, which you can add to your mixing station when needed.

 

[Dom]

Worm Hole.

 

[JNalley]

2 choices

Move it grain by grain

or

step1) Pierce junk
step2) ???
step3) Profit

 

[workhz]

Trick question. Porches can’t support the weight without reinforced joists.

 

[vetteguy53081]

Two people together can move this. You can also open the bucket and transfer half of mix to another bucket and seal both and move easier.

** please NOTE :

Not to be mean but can you define Emergency ? Please leave EMERGENCY for those in a crisis such as losing fish or coral, tank leaking or electrical issue. It is not fair to those who need immediate attention to have their situation diverted to a heavy bucket of salt -
Something to keep in mind.

 

[ZoWhat]

Not to be mean but can you define Emergency ? Please leave EMERGENCY for those in a crisis such as losing fish or coral, tank leaking or electrical issue. It is not fair to those who need immediate attention to have their situation diverted to a heavy bucket of salt -
Something to keep in mind.

I mean if my neighbors are all running to the ER bc they sneezed twice.... I believe my situation is an "ER-like" situation

 

[Jedi1199]

Sigh.. Debbie Downer has arrived.. Shame on you @zoa what for trying to have fun. I shall now go stand in the corner, duly chastised for furthering entertainment

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