The Miracle Tank

vetteguy53081 · Aug 12, 2022

vetteguy53081 · Aug 15, 2022

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha.

vetteguy53081 · Aug 15, 2022

vetteguy53081 · Aug 19, 2022

Good morning everyone
Been sort of absent. Went to home in Florida then cruise and ship just returned way too early to port

vetteguy53081 · Aug 19, 2022

Hmmmm. . . which is it ?

Lowell Lemon · Aug 19, 2022

vetteguy53081 said:
Hmmmm. . . which is it ?

That is like the CCP saying they are not communist LOL!

vetteguy53081 · Aug 21, 2022

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. “Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there,” he says. The man turns around. “That’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.”

vetteguy53081 · Aug 22, 2022

vetteguy53081 · Aug 23, 2022

was walking down the street today when a tow truck driver pulled up alongside me and said, “Excuse me, I’m looking for the accident site involving a truck carrying a load of cutlery.”
“Oh, I saw them a way back,” I said. “Go straight down this road for one mile, then take the first left, and when you get to the fork in the road you’re there.”

vetteguy53081 · Aug 25, 2022

Fin · Aug 25, 2022

vetteguy53081 said:

I can vouch for this.

Fin · Aug 25, 2022

How is everyone in here doing? I need to get my big tank going soon. A lot of “frags” in my 7 gallon! LOL!

sfin52 · Aug 25, 2022

Fin said:
How is everyone in here doing? I need to get my big tank going soon. A lot of “frags” in my 7 gallon! LOL!

Thats a lot to move over can't wait to see it set up

vetteguy53081 · Aug 26, 2022

Teachers these days tell kids not to worry about spelling because now there’s autocorrect on all their devices. And for that, I am infernally grapefruit!

vetteguy53081 · Aug 29, 2022

vetteguy53081 · Aug 29, 2022

When I was a kid, my parents would always say “Pardon my French” after a swear word. I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked if we knew any French.